Another Christmas Present for Me

Wow, doesn't it seem every Christmas I'm in the hospital getting yet another surgery? Well, this time the doctor came out clicking his heels and singing "ding-dong the witch is dead". He got it all and without compromising the facial nerve as he feared might be the case. It's all good.. my face still works.

I came home last night and feel great today. Aren't these great pictures. Tiffany actually did the operation. They have internet right there in the operating room and she was logged onto AskGeeves.com for the whole thing. Geeves is great. She only accidently cut out one nerve. It was the Taucksmak Nerve (pronounced tôk-smak)... just recently discovered. Fortunately my Shutcherkaikehool Nerve (pronounced shuht-chur-keyk-hohl) is still intact.

Your teenagers might like this close-up of the incision... still got blood on it. Wicked! You can even click on it for a closer shot if you don't have a weak stomach.

Thank you everyone for your prayers, emails and calls. We're especially thankful for the Southern Baptist prayers from the Memphis area... that's my favorite twin mom Letty.

When Tylenol® Just isn't Enough

Over the past year I've learned an awful lot about what medicines work and which don't. Which ones work for this or that... which ones you can take with other medicines... and which ones would have a nasty reaction.

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It's true, sometimes pain and discomfort can get to the point where Tylenol® just isn't enough. That's where I reach for Damnitol®. I've found that it goes far beyond any ordinary relief medicine. It doesn't just work with physical aches and pains, but life's little pains. It works so good, I would even consider taking Damnitol® to hell with me. You may want to try and it and consider taking Damnitol® to hell with you. Sometimes you just need that little extra. So next time you need some relief, ask your doctor for Damnitol®.

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Warning: Damnitol® may cause irritation, vomiting, random outburst, fits of rage, and social misconduct. If pregnant or lactating, Damnitol® may have been taken too late.

News Flash!!

Got back from the Doctor's office and as a bonus got good news. The PET scan results came back clean..

Ding-dong the witch is dead! Even better is they found a little spot (quarter-size) just above the radiation zone so I'll be going in Monday for surgery again. Man!... am I excited that this might be the last one.