Monday, January 7, 2008

Wheatgrass Sucks!



But WheatThins™ are awesome! At first the whole nostalgia of taking a shot of wheatgrass was kinda cool. You know, the newness of it. Getting healthy for 2008.

No... it bites! It's wrong! A week hasn't gone by and I'm already trying to get this milkweed to taste better.

By the way, couldn't get any juice out of the WheatThin™... just clogged up the juicer. I'll bet I could squeeze some juice out of a hotdog.

"Hey honey, do we have any hotdogs?"

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

No kidding! why do you think none of us want to drink it? sure you could get some juice out of a hotdog but I dont know which would be worse hotdog juice (just the sound of that makes my stomach turn)or wheatgrass?

Gary said...

C'mon Paul, don't be a pansy! Drink up, buddy! "It's good for you"!!

Hotdog juice??!! Ewwww!

Remember...if it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger...that includes wheatgrass juice! :-)

Tiffany Berg Coughran said...

I know honey, you have single handedly financially sponsored the western region of Wienerschnitzel. Mustard dogs, chili cheese dogs, krout dogs, corn dogs . . . all heavenly. Doesn't sound good though - "wheatgrass dog". I dunno. Makes me think of yellow snow for some reason. Wheatgrass dog? What's the ph for that?

Unknown said...

haha did you really try to do that.[[with the whole wheat thins in your shake]]? haha i cant get over that. thats halarious. :D